aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall






Title: She Wolf
Artist: Shakira
Played: 20853 times

soundtracks2ourlives:

Shakira - She Wolf





calliedope:

image





andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office





COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]





babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image





-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image





  • test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
  • me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
















wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A









lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe










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